🛢 Welcome to OIL COIN
The first crypto that’s as slick as it is slippery.
No roadmap. No promises. Just crude potential.
The black gold standard of meme tokens.
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The first crypto that’s as slick as it is slippery.
No roadmap. No promises. Just crude potential.
The black gold standard of meme tokens.
HpZEAUkgmgE1J3r7oeV1pUngip8NzsjqQp9isrUFpump
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Black Gold, Zero Purpose
No DeFi, no staking, no whitepapers. Just one big oily mess on the blockchain.
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Drill and Dump
Pump it, dump it, or spill it. We won’t stop you. We’re not even here.
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Eco-Unfriendly
It’s dirty, it’s outdated, it’s absolutely not green — just like real oil. But hey, it shines!
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Too Deep to Understand
What even is OIL? Commodity? Meme? Movement? Who cares. LFG.
A token so slick, it slides right out of your portfolio. We make no guarantees, no apologies, and no sense. Not financial advice. Not even advice. DYOR. Or don’t. You’ll get greasy either way.
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